^ No, just someone to hold his wee-wee
Kidding Rudie !!!
But the term 'Laptop' ... do they not fit on top of your lap these days? That is, if a tablet doesn't work out. If I was worried that a laptop would get knocked off my lap during sudden stops etc, I'd devise a harness or strap system of some kind. Hey, if people can strap their infant child onto themselves, the weight of a powerful & highly capable laptop is nothing.
Here are some strap systems to check out. They look like they may work well...http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&clie ... ibpqmM#p=0
Just make sure you don't walk into a train