Alright, got it done.
I am proud to announce, that FW does not work as the manual says it does.
It actually works exaclty as I expected it to. In the S.Ed., place a warp line where need be, grab (select) a section of the track/event, and move the mouse slightly to the left, or slightly to the right. It’s actually pretty easy. All you need is a good ear, and some patience.
Here’s a before and after, with a basic k&s for reference:
http://www.jeffreyhayat.com/vtimetest-before.mp3
http://www.jeffreyhayat.com/vtimetest-after.mp3
Still not perfect - it will never be (which is one of the reasons live players are better than samples) - but it’s better. And any artifacts that are there will be hidden by some extra reverb and the rest of the orchestra.
Thanks all!