Ahh…I see.
And now I realize just how naive I really am.
I thought it was someone who’s English isn’t their 1st language.
But I see what you mean by that 1st post.
Let me see if I can match it’s lack of coherence.
I’ll give it a try using only the words above:
“And now give it thought as I try English using 1st how naive I am who’s someone but see the match I’ll post”.
There - touche` spambot Tatum85!
Now I too sound like an idiot! 
1st time ever! I swear! 