New project. 2 of 10.
Betty was a mutant caterpillar with 2 heads
The left one was pure evil
The right one nice instead
She ended up a Vegan with a taste for human flesh
The last time she got peckish
The streets were running red
The streets were running red
The streets were running red
Red ,red, red, red!
On the weekend she would quite enjoy
Making tons of toys for all the girls and boys
Out of nowhere she would snap
And get a craving for human flesh
Hunting down people in the town, town, town
Stomping all the buildings to the ground, ground, ground
The Army try to stop mutant Betty in her tracks
The soldiers couldn’t cut it
So they became her snacks
There had to be a way for them to counter the attacks
Another giant mutant
To knock her on her crack
To knock her on her crack
To knock her on her crack
Crack, crack, crack, crack
A hopeful rumor spread from the East
A giant mutant Hare who could slay the beast
Everybody called him Heinz
He shot laser beams from his eyes
The people begged Heinz to come round, round, round
Put mutant Betty underground, ground, ground
(The Town Sings)
Hurry Heinz Hurry
Hurry Heinz Hur-we-oh
Hurry Heinz Hurry
Hurry Heinz Hur-we-oh
Hurry Heinz Hurry
Hurry Heinz Hur-we-oh
Hurry Heinz Hurry
Hurry Heinz Hur-we-oh
(Enters Heinz)
Cool your jets, I’m coming
Your hero Heinz is coming soon
Cool your jets, I’m coming
Hero Heinz is coming soon
Cool your jets, I’m coming
Hero Heinz is coming soon
Cool your jets, I’m coming
Coming soon to take Betty out!
(Narration)
(Battle With Narration)