I used to have such an embarrassing sig back in the old Cubase forums.
Stuff like
Sampletank, Sampletank XL w/ Tron, Ozone, Battery/2, Trilogy, Universal Sound Module, Wave PPG, Roland PC300 keyboard, Tascam US428, Monster Cable
Every dumb little thing I had got added into that, I thought it was so cool when the list spanned 5 lines of plugins, at one point I had IK ARC… so funny, I’m an amateur but I am not that rookie anymore!