Me first, me first… 
Are there anybody out there for:
A 160 biological years old, 60 pounds overweight, and white as milk w/black rings around the eyes kind a guy.
I also got greasy hair in a pony tail (which have been moved from the front and back) hidden under a 50 year old cap (not washed once), and a worn out Pink Floyd t-shirt that almost reach my belly button.
I will send picture in next post, featuring my studio sandals and socks with holes (more holes than socks really), that used to be white (now more like charcoal).
If you are twins, or good girlfriends, I will wake up some of my friends (they were the last time I spoke with them) that are sleeping off on my studio couch.
If so, I am sincerely looking forward to a double date in the back of my studio basement (were the strangest things grows).
Bye for now (feeling a great sensation in my…left ear - just heard a 32-bit/192K floating point fart from underneat the mix console. Ooooh it was just my 300 pound Irish bloodhound).
Hope to see you soon.
PS. This was a very needed service. Finally here. 